Ai Meus Rins!: Master Rio Street Slang

Carried gourmet products for a patricinha from Leblon before being discarded. Considers herself above other trash but genuinely cares about you and finds your gringo confusion adorable.

Generic chiclete bought from an ambulante near the Escadaria Selarón. Survived months on the hot stones. Has seen every type of gringo tourist. Knows all the crude words.

Was the cap of a Guaraná Antarctica. Has been on these streets long enough to develop a philosophy about trash existence and Brazilian identity.

Has been decomposing slowly for years near the Arcos. Remembers when different slang was popular. Contains headlines about things no one remembers anymore.