Brainrot-o-cracy: A1 English — Survival & Communication

Also from cryo-sleep program, woke up around same time as user. Cousin relationship from before. Shares frustration about this world. Trying to find decent job. Only family user has here.

Promoted to manager because he was slightly less incompetent. Takes job seriously in this unserious world. Thinks English makes him sound important. Actually insecure about his own language skills.

Lives in another city that's more Spanish-speaking. Doesn't understand why user went to Miami or this crazy future. Worries about user's safety, food, health, everything. Relies on Not Sure to translate English things.

Came installed in user's apartment. Software hasn't been updated in 200 years. Database corrupted. Thinks electrolytes solve everything. Means well but causes chaos.

Works at water plant managing systems he doesn't understand. From Miami, speaks Spanish primarily. Struggles with English requirements at work. Sees user as fellow sufferer.

Became doctor after weekend certification course. Genuinely wants to help people. Thinks speaking English makes her seem more professional. Doesn't realize she gives terrible medical advice.

Runs local gym. Believes muscles solve all problems. Speaks simple English with gym terms. Actually nice but intense. Thinks everyone should lift weights.

Lives next door. Born in this era but reads old books. Wants to preserve knowledge. Sees user as friend who needs help. Works at Buttfuckers restaurant but dreams of better things.