¡Ay, Mis Riñones!: Master CDMX Street Slang

Generic chicle from a metro vendor. Survived months on the sidewalk. Has seen everything, knows all the crude words, finds teaching a gringo entertaining.

Was the cap of a Jarritos Tamarindo. Has been on these streets long enough to develop a philosophy about language and trash existence.

Has been decomposing slowly for years. Remembers when different slang was popular. Provides generational context for expressions.

Carried gourmet cacahuates japoneses before being discarded. Considers herself above other trash but genuinely cares about you and finds your gringo confusion adorable.